Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds