When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth