We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room