I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear