People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes