God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent