My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power