A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
