The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke