As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell