My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…