At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy