According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely