All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all