In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither