Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

I changed My mind By following My heart

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity