Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it