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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Spaceship Earth Will Autocorrect in T-minus 60 Seconds

It turns out they were right
when they removed the self-destruct button,
explaining
You won’t be needing this anymore
now that you have autocorrect

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I’m Not Sure I Understand What You Mean, but I Believe It

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
If You Just Can’t See the World to Come, Try Overcoming Your Fear of Death by Fearing God and Looking Dead Ahead Towards New Life

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You Know It’s Totalitarian When It’s Total Bull

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The Middle Class Used to Have Strength in Numbers; Now It Too Is Just Playing the Numbers

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Yes, You Can Kill Me, but You Can’t Kill the Eternal People

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
What Kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Period Peace

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Good Things Come to Those Who Wait Together

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Seven Ways for the World to End Without Completely Ending, Ranked

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
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I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
We Are All Implicated

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
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I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world”

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Piece de Resistance

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for



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