My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way