Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Life is trying So Die trying