God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
