In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories