I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
