I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

One thing I could do Was need control

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes