I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns