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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Live Long and Proper

Over the course of life
I’ve never managed to finish anything
but for always completing
my course of antibiotics

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
10-4 Means Yes, but 10/7 Means Yes and No

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Epic Fail

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
“All for freedom and for pleasure”

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Different, but the Same

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
Life Is Full of Surprises; People Rarely Are

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
“Negative space may be used to depict a subject in a chosen medium by showing everything around the subject, but not the subject itself”

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Seven Ways for the World to End Without Completely Ending, Ranked

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Blown Away

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
A Dollar Doesn’t Go as Far as It Used To, so, I Don’t Go as Far as I Used To

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
“Ahsoka Tano stated that anyone, with enough time, could learn to harness the Force. She regarded those with natural sensitivity as those with a talent for it, but stated it was discipline that truly mattered.”

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
Layers of Hell

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Just Do It Wrong.

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
If You Are Saved From Your Undoing, You Can’t Be Saved By Your Undoing

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Conspiracy Weary

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
You Get What You Need

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient



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