As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…