The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…