A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time