God Isn’t the How and Why, He’s the How and Way
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…