Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–