We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction