On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
God is the world’s only super-bower
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…