So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule