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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

KLM is Gonna Shock You

In 2019 KLM Airlines
began advertising that you should
take the train instead;
it felt like being asked
to open up the marriage
in order to save it

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Haiku

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
One Good Apple Saves the Whole Barrel

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Women Love a Man Who Can Make Them Laugh

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
It Ain’t Over ‘Til the Permafrost Thaws

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
“Underachievers Please Try Harder”

As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
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E Pluribus Unum

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
A Far Gone Conclusion

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
The Secret to Winning Monopoly Is Owning the Electric Company; the Secret to Life Isn’t a Secret (Yet)

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
Why Everyone Gives In

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
When Everyone is Listening and No One is Talking

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Trust vs. Mistrust

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
The Decline in Sexual Activity and Birth Rates Is Inevitable When Those in Power Employ So Many Eunuchs

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
When the Good Boys Are the Real Bad Boys

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
All the Time in the World

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
You Can’t Learn From the Past, but You Can Reinvent the Wheel

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche



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