If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God