I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
