What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it