I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms