Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
