The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel