Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%