When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression