An Ode to the PGA Tour
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals