The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant