Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
