You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
You keep the peace they get everything else
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
