When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine