My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…