Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms