When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it