First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
God is the world’s only super-bower
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
