I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like