Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it