Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking