The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Easy to please but problematic to appease

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business