All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

God is the world’s only super-bower

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings