I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
