You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley