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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

To My Ears, in the Soundtrack to My Biopic My Theme Music Sounds Even More Jarring Than the Tone of My Recorded Voice

There’s a groove I’ve been going for
just between heroic and anti-heroic
that’s perfectly romantic
 
But betwixt the truth-teller
and the soothsayer
it seems I’ve landed on pedantic
 
Though it could always be worse
and for years it sure was
when the notes I struck were all sycophantic

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The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Code Red

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
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You Know Not the Day nor the Hour but You Know the Year, or At Least the Decade

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