In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force