Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap